Episode 078 – BC and RBK Hold Court, Ravenous Design Diary 2

Richard and Brendan hold court and talk about roleplaying games!

We talk about all sorts of stuff!

– Tiny Supers
– the Gauntlet: Codex 1
– Fear Itself
– The Tingleverse RPG
– The Carcass: Exodus
– Bloodwraith
– Ravenous Design Diary 2

No Adam this time, maybe next time!

If you are into checking out the Gauntlet, find them here:
www.gauntlet-rpg.com/

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Darker Days Radio:
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Red Moon Roleplaying:
www.redmoonroleplaying.com/podcast

Dungeon Punx (the real one):
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Twin Cities by Night:
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Episode 076 – Monster Of The Week, Cyberpunk Red, Ravenous DD1, Gen Con Recap

And we’re back! Brendan, Adam and Richie Buzzkill are brining it to ya with hot takes and call outs!

In this episode we discuss:
– Monster of the Week, gameplay, GMing and Review
– Cyberpunk: Red Jumpstart
– Ravenous Design Diary 1
– Gen Con 2019 
– Gen Con haul

Don’t miss the part where Brendan calls Adam out! DRAMA!

Check out our sister shows:
Darker Days Radio
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Ennie Award Winner: Red Moon Roleplaying
www.redmoonroleplaying.com/podcast

Dice Ministry

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and of course, our brother from other mothers, Twin Cities by Night
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Episode 074 – Darker Days Radio Host Invasion with Mike and Chris!

One good turn deserves another! It’s been a year and this time Mike and Chris join Brendan, Adam and Richard for an episode of Full Metal RPG.

A lot of things get discussed, including:
– D&D5
– City of Mists
– Macross II
– Vampire the Masquerade
– LARPS
– Controversies

AND MORE!
Check it cultists!

Here’s a link to there show:
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AND

if you wanna play games with Chris in Manchester at Fan Boy 3:
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AND

The Darker Days Radio Discord!
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Acquisitions Incorporated Review for D&D 5th

First let me confess that at one point I watched a good deal of the live show this material is based on.  But with the departure of Chis Perkins who really was a great comic straight man and DM I have lost interest in the series. So I was sort of the audience for this book like a year or 2 ago.  But with the growth of D&D and most of the new players exposure coming from show like Acquisitions Incorporated this book seems like a no brainer for Wizards of the Coast.

So the concept of Acquisitions Incorporated is Adventuring group as Corporation with a Comic twist.  Think The Office with swords. While the concept of adventuring group as a guild or company or guild is older than D&D.  I think this concept has potential for a solid campaign setting.

This book contains a campaign to take characters from level 1 to 6 based on the idea that the players are starting a new Franchise of Acquisitions Incorporated with the characters gaining a level each chapter instead of the carrot on a stick XP. Which I like and it makes sure that the campaign moves at a decent clip. The adventures are pretty good but mostly standard fair find the pieces of an Artifact that is can destroy the world before someone that wants to use it for evil.  I think what separates this from just your run of the mill Fantasy game is the downtime activities to help you build your franchise, live in the town, or investigate the mystery.

There is a section to help you build characters for this game and these are a new path for a City Barbarian, character backgrounds, race, and spells. The City barbarian is interesting as a kind of mob enforcer and the Spells have a new component type where every time you cast it  the original creator gets a gold.

Humor elements and the characters of the show are woven into the DNA of this book but is not as intrusive as you would think. This book is dense new people that pick this up expecting to be laughing as much as watching the show will probably be disappointed as this book is good fan service but lacks what makes the show any good the people that bring it to life and fails to transcend to something more.

Episode 073 – In Which We Fail To Review D&D Books

Well cultists, we set out to review not one, but two new Dungeons and Dragons books in this episode. But then we had technical failures and the reviews were lost! We promise that they remain forthcoming.

In the meantime, we got:
– Trail of Cthulhu
– West End Star Wars 30th Anniversay
– Mutant Crawl Classics
– Free RPG Day
– Phoenix Fan Fusion
– Happy Time Dungeon Hour
– All that shit plus more!

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Ghosts of Saltmarsh Review

Ghosts of Saltmarsh is a recent release from Wizards of the Coast for the Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition roleplaying game. In the interest of full disclosure, we here at Full Metal RPG were given this book free of charge by Wizards of the Coast for the purposes of review, and will be raffling off the limited edition cover variant. Ghosts of Saltmarsh (GoS) is a series of nautically themed adventures, some of which are part of a linked narrative, while others are stand alone dungeon crawls. The adventures are appropriate for various character levels, not necessarily flowing into each other easily. Often there are level gaps between where one adventure would end and another would begin, or no threads tying the narrative together.

The intro of the book details the town of Saltmarsh, and is easily the section from which I would derive the most utility. Set in Greyhawk, Saltmarsh is not part of the current Forgotten Realms default setting, but there are sidebars about porting things over to other settings in the line. The town is laid out and explained in a way that makes sense. The various dramatis personae and factions dwelling within the town are explained with enough detail to allow the GM to flesh out and explore the politics and tensions. The are mentions made to the Pirate Kings and various kingdoms, but no details given on those factions, so expect to do some additional research if you would like to include any of that content in your game. Saltmarsh is listed as having a population of 5,000, with 100 active guards, which feels incredibly high given the talk about how much smuggling is reported to occur. That is one guard for every 50 people. Assuming the average family is 4 people, each guard could personally inspect 3 dwellings a day without having to exceed a five day work week. How good are these smugglers? Or perhaps how lazy are these guards? That quibble aside, the town would make for a nice grim dark low fantasy location for something like Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay or something more OSR and less epically heroic than D&D. At a certain point, the type of characters you grow into in the World’s Most popular Roleplaying Game are no longer going to want to hang around what is basically a glorified fishing village.

After the chapter on the town come the adventure modules. There are seven in all: The Sinister Secret of Saltmarsh, Danger at Dunwater, Salvage Operation, Isle of the Abbey, Final Enemy, Tammeraut’s Fate, and The Styes. Finally, the book contains three appendices: Of Ships and the Sea, Magic Items, and Monsters and NPCs.

The Sinister Secret of Saltmarsh is billed as a haunted house adventure, which I found an intriguing prospect. As someone who loves horror, I was very interested in what they were going to do with this concept. The answer, disappointingly, was that the house is not really haunted at all, and is instead a fairly standard “murder all the baddies” room by room search. This felt like a missed opportunity to do something really unique with the line and grow it in a new direction. The adventure is fine, but nothing remarkable. I would do something different with it, playing more on the haunted house angle.

The next adventure, Danger at Dunwater, is intended for 3rd level characters.  Continuing off of the first, it sends the characters on a mission of diplomacy to some lizard folk. While the leader of the council impresses on the characters that this is an information gathering mission, it is entirely possible to slaughter your way through the dungeon and not bother with negotiation at all. Given the usual way these adventures run, this is how I would expect things to play out. I prefer this adventure over the one that preceded it, as smart characters can avoid a fight entirely, though I would certainly make it very clear from the outset that killing absolutely everyone is not the desired solution of the town leadership. With branching paths and multiple means to success, this tale is one of the more compelling to appear in the book, though by no means the best adventure.

Following the crawl through the home of the lizard folk is Salvage Operation, and adventure for 4th level characters. This adventure is not connected to the first two in any way, and sends the party off to retrieve a chest from the cargo hold of a nearby shipwrecked craft. The confines are tight and the idea of exploring a derelict craft is appealing, but I wish it had gone for a more supernatural theme instead of the more standard fantasy creatures employed. Spoilers: Servants of Lloth show up! Good old Lloth, who as the Drow spider goddess of course makes perfect sense as a villain in an adventure set at sea. I suppose octopuses have eight legs, too, so maybe there is some kinship. I wish they had played up that angle, honestly. This is shortest adventure in the book, coming in at all of seven pages.

Next is Isle of the Abbey, intended for 5th level characters. The town would like to claim a small, strategically located island in order to build a lighthouse. The island is home to burned out abbey, which is itself home to cultists who survived a recent attack by pirates. Getting on the island involves making landfall on a beach, with threats buried beneath the sand. From there the party explores the ruin and drives out the remaining cultists. Rather standard fare, honestly.

Continuing the story from Danger at Dunwater is the Final Enemy, an adventure for characters of 7th level. Having either murdered all the lizardfolk, or agreed to aid them against a common foe, the party is once more sent on a reconnaissance mission is the stronghold of the Sahuagin. This is a slog through a dungeon packed densely with foes. It is possible to complete the investigation without needing to resort to violence, but not probable given the number of threats contained within the confines. There are some nice set pieces here, and it can be a little overwhelming in spots.

Next is Tammeraut’s Fate, an adventure for 9th level characters. The characters are sent to investigate an island recently reclaimed by a religious order. Of course, something has gone terribly wrong, and the party must perform a room by room exploration to ferret out the enemy and stop a terrible evil hidden in the depths of the sea. Spoiler: It is Orcus. It is always Orcus. I do not know why you cannot have an adventure without Orcus showing up as the bad guy at some point, but here he is, for anyone who was worried he would not make an appearance in a nautical adventure and the writers might use a more appropriate villain instead. When I think of the ocean, I think of Orcus and Lloth.

At least we come to the final adventure, and the standout for me: the Stye, for characters of 11th level. This is a street level, Lovecraftian style murder mystery with dark conspiracies and an evil cult. It is probably the best arc of the lot, however at 11th level are characters really interested in skulking back alleyways and dealing with peasants getting murdered? It is a shame that so many of the iconic and disturbing monsters are reserved for characters reaching a point where they can venture to other planes and take in strange, otherworldly sights. 

There are three appendices, the first of which covers ship stats and ocean travel, which I suppose is useful for people who want that level of detail and immersion in their game. This seems like it would have been good information to have at the front of the book, given that several of the adventures involve travel over open water and will likely require the characters to have access to a ship. There are rules for ship combats and environmental threats and challenges, along with tools for undersea and shipwreck adventures. The next two entries cover magic items and NPCs and monsters appearing in the book, which is to be expected. Nothing too controversial. This is the portion of the book most likely to entice the nautically inclined.

In terms of physical quality, this is a Wizards of the Coast product, with high production values and the quality of art, maps, and construction you would expect. You will not be disappointed in the book as an artifact. WotC makes quality goods.

Ghosts of Saltmarsh is an odd little book. Clearly not meant for new GMs or players, it is a nostalgic uplift of older modules from various sources. The different adventures all orbit around the sea, but it all feels disjointed. I would expect GoS to appeal to older, more experienced gamers, the kind of people more than capable of taking an old adventure and tooling it to the current edition themselves, should they so desire. Perhaps it is merely meant for aquatic enthusiasts, but the lack of rules for pirates or a royal navy faction would seem to limit the appeal to that audience as well. It gives rules on constructing ships and ocean travel and environmental threats, but was this something the community was clamoring for? I have been disconnected from the Dungeons & Dragons world for so long that perhaps this is the case. In the end, I would expect the people this type of content speaks to know who they are, and completionists will purchase a copy because that is the nature of being a completionist. I would have a difficult time recommending this book to anyone who is not enthralled by the core concept and the idea of oceanic adventures. There is not enough there to entice me to do much with the book.

Bonus Episode 023 – Mattiaz Fredriksson – Red Moon Roleplaying

Hot damn! It’s been a minute since we served you a piping hot BONUS EPISODE! Today we have none other than the long suffering Mattiaz Fredriksson of Red Moon Roleplaying. He’s back for his second interview, but this is the first time you will hear it!

Today we talk about:
– Red Moon Roleplaying
– Actual Play Podcasts
– Recording, Editing and Sound Effects
– Horror Roleplaying
– Kult Divinity Lost

Check it cultists, and make sure to check out Red Moon Roleplaying and their line-up of great Actual Plays!

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Episode 072 – (Still)A Podcast About Roleplaying Games

Whaddup cultists?! We are BACK after cult month and it sounds like the posse at Full Metal RPG has been up to…nothing? This is still a podcast about roleplaying games, so let’s talk about ’em!

But if you are finding the show to be say, “Meh” check out this content from our friends:
Darker Day Radio
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Red Moon Roleplaying
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